Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

There are four stages in a marriage. First there's the affair, then the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.
- Norman Mailer

One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
- Groucho Marx

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.
- Margaret Atwood

After fifteen minutes I wanted to marry her, and after half an hour I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse.
- Take the Money and Run (1969)

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man
is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor